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The pick of the #BestFootballChants from Twitter

| 21.02.2013

Football fans can be quick-witted, creative, cruel and downright offensive when they get vocal on the terraces – or a mix of all four. 

The eagle-eyed Twitter users among you will probably have noticed that #BestFootballChants has been trending at various times over the past few days as supporters from different clubs have shared their favourite songs.

Keeping it clean, we’ve compiled what we think are the pick of the bunch. Take a look and see if you agree.

Leeds fans to a Police horse outside Eastlands at the weekend: “You’re getting cooked in the morning!”

“He’s tall, he’s skinny, he can’t fit in a Mini, it’s Peter Crouch, it’s Peter Crouch!”

“Mo Mo Mo…he’s magic! You knowww…. you’ll never get past Sissokoooo!”

“Don’t blame it on Biscan, don’t blame it on Finnan – blame it on Traore. He just can’t, he just can’t, , he just can’t control his feet!”

“He’s bald, he’s red, he sleeps in Fergie’s bed, Howard Webb, Howard Webb!”

“Supercalifragilistic Roman Pavlyuchenko, we bought him from Spartak and he’s better than Shevchenko…”

Manchester City fans to their cross-city counterparts: “You thought it was yours, you thought it was yours. We saw you singing, then Sergio scored!”

“He’s scouse, he’s sound, he’ll hit you with a pound – CARRAGHER!!!! CARRAGHER!!!!”

Aimed at Andriy Voronin: “You’re just a fat Paris Hilton, fat Paris Hilton…”

“If you’re sat in row z and the ball hits your head…that’s Zamora!

“Clap clap! Clap clap clap! Clap clap clap clap, football!”

Newcastle United fans: “We won it one time! The Intertoto, we won it one time!”

“Adebayor, Adebayoooooooor, he went from Sky Sports to ITV4…”

“Hey my name’s Peter, Odemwingie. I’m in your car park…so sign me maybe?!”

“The ball hit your head, the ball hit your head, Robin Van Persie, we thought you were dead!”

“What’s that coming over the hill? Is it Chimbonda? Is it Chimbondaaaa?”

“Lukaku ooooh! Lukaku ooooh! He comes from Stamford Bridge, he’s bigger than a fridge! Lukaku oooooh!”

“He drinks, he drives, he spits in people’s eyes! El Hadji Diouf! Hadji Diouf!”

“He kicks who he wants, he kicks who he wants, Eden Hazard, He kicks who he wants!”

What’s your favourite funny football chant at the moment? 



Mark Bowering