The social media volume has been dialled up to 11-and-a-half ahead of the new Premier League season, with the students of Twitterversity working overtime to gain the attentions of the football masses.
Football Banter, who operate under the handle @funnybanterfc, pulled together this cracker with regard to Liverpool’s new left-back signing during the week…
…after their eagle eyes had spotted this whopping typo in a report on Southport’s loss at home to Forest Green.
If their Haig Avenue Stadium was twice as big as the Camp Nou and Maracana combined, we’d know about it.
Tony Pulis left Crystal Palace in a mad dash before the Eagles’ campaign kicked off in earnest. Our friends @footballcats were off the mark quicker than most with news of his likely replacement.
And finally, Southampton paid Hull £12m for Shane Long. Here’s the amount of goals he guarantees this term, from the man himself.
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