Christmas is a time for goodwill to all human kind, but said goodwill could be in short supply if you happen to be the highly unfortunate recipient of one of these 10 gifts, plucked from Premier League club catalogues.
In no particular order of shame, it’s advisable to think a little more than twice about giving any of this tattle to your nearest and dearest, even if they are a raving mad footy fan….
The one-time preserve of the infant is now common place in adult wardrobes, but even the sofa would be ashamed if the occupant of this startling gaudy onesie was lounging on it to catch the Reds on Boxing Day…
Even at £2 a pop, receiving these garish tree decorations the day after you ought to have decorated the thing renders them a little pointless…
You have to give the Spurs’ commercial department credit for attempting to flog a beach towel in the middle of winter, or any time of year judging by the design
Any well-meaning wife, fiancée or girlfriend thinking their Villa-mad fella’s shabby looking wallet needs an upgrade should look elsewhere
What self-respecting chef would wear this?